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Ho fatto una ricerca nel forum ma non ho trovato nulla, sicch? segnalo qui questi tre filmati di Petrucci che spiega come imparare a suonare la chitarra:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hywld4xF ... ed&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evTTHS9h ... ed&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKMYeXkY ... ed&search=

il filmato dell' ultimo link ? qualcosa di fantastico...

non ci ho capito una parola... ho guardato l'ultimo e a parte sboroneggiare con le sue chitarre e il suo mega rack non mi pare abbia spiegato nulla!!

sisi, come moooolto semplici, proprio x chi vuole iniziare

Barattolo prima di tutto studia l'inglese, ? utile, in quanto ti saresti accorto che sono delle prese in giro, la voce ? doppiata e fa dire a Petruccio delle frasi assurde, mentre le parti suonate sono aumentate di velocit?. It's a joke!

exa...rock discipline ce l' ha mio fratello Paride (uno dei miei chitarristi) e ti dico che le parti suonate non sono aumentate di velocit?... almeno non di molto!

...people dies... ...Yes I am your God...anyway look at my guitar... ...I can play so fast the strings just melt...

Comunque il picco lo raggiunge quando dice che i suoi pick up sono avvolti a mano da Tony Blair... gh gh gh

EDIT:

consiglio vivamente QUESTO di Malmsteen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_tuLEmWccM&mode=related&search=
I'm so FAT...

e anche questo: malmsteen regime!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnSo0Qa_cA0&mode=related&search=
(qui si che sono aumentate di velocit?... )

oddio in quelle di malmsteen stavo morendo dalle risate!!!!!!!

zonder ha scritto:...people dies... ...Yes I am your God...anyway look at my guitar... ...I can play so fast the strings just melt...
Comunque il picco lo raggiunge quando dice che i suoi pick up sono avvolti a mano da Tony Blair... gh gh gh

Oddio... sono shockato... allora avevo capito bene
Mi sembrava strano che Petrucci avesse un vocione del genere ma ugualmente non m'ero accorto che era ridoppiato

they're mounted directly in this chinese ancient oak guitar body, whenever i do this i go in world domination mode, this means i can play four millions notes for seconds, but i don't play that fast because people dies so... i keep it low... about two thousands

Metto qui le trascrizioni (un po' per volta ):

Prima:

Gonna start with stretching your arm... across your chest... ooh, my arm just cracked, and yours might also.

Gonna start by teaching you how to snap your arm in five places... Oh, my arm just snapped... and I'm going to kill you.

Seconda:

Okay, so I'm pretty much... amazing. But anyway, like I said, you can't really play that fast 'cause I'm just so... fast... you know...

Now, if there's any point [where] you feel like it's too difficult then just stop, you know, 'cause... you just... you don't have it... you're just not good [enough]. I'm going up to four million; I felt like I was putting it at five million, but it's a good idea to just stop and put your guitar down and sell it, on E-bay or something, 'cause you're shit.

Let's... that was at about five billion, let's back it up to about four billion and let me just shred it up there, you know, I can't help it if you're shit.

And then go back to about five million... and see how good I am.

Okay, so... Similarly [?], if you can't do that, you're shit. You could get started at about ten but you probably couldn't do any more, so for fifteen you just stop and put your guitar on E-bay and just quit... just... here's some advice: kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself.

Terza:

Yes, I am your god! Anyway, check out my guitar rig. This is my live set-up. This is the only...[?]

Yes, check out my guitars! Uhm... all these guitars were custom... custom-made by Ibanez, Mr Ibanez. Uh... they're all painted by Michael Angelo... uh, I don't mean that guitar noob, I mean that guy who painted like... Jesus on that ceiling and stuff... so he just painted them. They just look beautiful. Look at them - just have a good look 'cause you'll never see anything as beautiful in your life! Look at them!

The strings are made... these are custom-made metal strings. The good thing about the strings is that they can exceed the temperatures of the sun, which is good 'cause I can play so fast that the strings would just melt, but these can withstand melting, so these are good for me.

Uhm... uh... the pick-ups on all the guitars were hand-wired by Tony Blair. Yeah, I - I got him... I didn't even have to ask twice - he just hand-wired them straignt away. They sound pretty decent; they're... they're mounted directly into this Chinese ancient [?] oak guitar body, and whenever I do this I go into world domination mode, and that means I can play over four million notes per second, but I don't play that fast 'cause people die, so I keep it low - around two thousand.

Uhm... the cool thing about the pick-ups is... in all the guitars is that if I... on the switch, on the toggle switch... if I flick the switch I go into kill-zone mode, which means these two centre coils become active and I... whenever I shred, I kill people instantly... just, they just drop on the floor and they just die - it's pretty amazing to see.

Uhm... the frets are made of my own home-grown tree in my yard.

This is my live set-up. Here we have a custom rack made by... uh... Mr Rackman. Uh... these Mesa Boogie cabinets have vintage fourties [?] - that's right, fourties - made for me by a guy called Ghandi, in India.

Uh... this, uh... what's going on with the rack is [that] I have a special... this, this uh... amp switcher controls the rate of the earth's revolution; uhm, this one controls how many people die a minute around the world.

Uh... everything... in... the cry-baby is made by Jim Dunlop - he especially made it for me. He's a good guy - I didn't have to kill him 'cause he did what he was told.

Uhm... this one controls how hot the sun is, uhm... which is amazing 'cause I... it's a bit... I never really got to use that one - I don't see why I should.

Uhm... this one is a data dump - that means if I need to take a dump... uh, that's pretty much self-explanatory - I don't feel I need to go into depth into that one.

It's pretty amazing. You could never afford any of this 'cause they're all made for me and there's only one of each, which I all... which I own all of them, so you'll never be able to get anywhere close to what I sound like, especially with this Mark-4 C+ [?]. That's right: I got that specially made for me - just one in the world.

So tighten in [?], cheap bastards, you're too shit. Anyway, see you later, dude.