L- Oh no, Mario! The bridge, she's-a closed.
M- Wich way-a should we go?
L- Oh, look at that! We got a flat tire!
M- Look! A repair garage. I'll pull in there.
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M- Mamma mia! Luigi, we got a pimped-out ride!
L- We need-a some coins, Mario. We have-a no money!
M- Leave it to me! (testata)
L- Mario! Are you OK? Oh look, it's a turtle.
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Bambinetta- What are you doing!? You just killed my turtle!
L- Oh my God-a! I'm-a so sorry!
Pulotto- Hey! What's going on here?
M- Luigi! Let's get outta here!
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M- Look-a Luigi, it's the Princess! Princess, you must-a come-a with us!
Princess- I'll suck your dick for fifty bucks
M- Princess!!!
L- Do you accept-a coins?
M- Come on-a, Princess! We gotta go!
ErPappa- Nuh uh, uh uh! Nah, that's my bitch!
M- Oh no! I'm-a hit!
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M- What is this!?
Princess- That's blood, baby.
L- Oh, Mario! We need to find-a you some-a mushrooms-a so you can-a heal!
Princess- I kow just the guy.
Spacciatorofmafia(chenonesiste)- This is some really good ****, man.
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M- Ha ha ha! Oh ho! Wow! I-a feel-a really good-a! Look at the pretty colours!
L- Oh, Jesus! It's-a the fuzz!
M- Ha ha ha! I-a feel so funny! Look! There's-a coins everywhere! I'm-a rich!
L- Mario!No!
M- Ha ha ha!
L- No, Mario! No!
L- I think I should-a drive!
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Pulotto1- Freeze! Put your hands in the air!
Pulotto2- *GASP* He's got a wrench! Take him down!
BANG!!!
M- He's-a marinating... In his own rag?...
M- You killed-a my brother! You sons of a bitches!
RATATATATATATATA!!!
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M- You'll never take me alive! You mother-!
RATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA!!!
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Yoshi- Hmm, Raccoon City sounds lovely!
Yoshi- AAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHH!!!!!!!
Ci ho messo 30 ore e mi fanno male le dita.... Spero vi piaccia, altrimenti

te tutti quanti!!!