A proposito di Hellhammer e di In Sorte Diaboli dei Dimmu Borgir! Una volta, probabilmente due anni fa circa, mi ero iscritto al forum di
www.metal-archives.com! Di punto in bianco avevo aggiunto una mia recensione personale di De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas dei Mayhem sottolineando come non lo ritenessi assolutamente un capolavoro ma un lavoro mediocre! Forse avevo usato un tono molto polemico o forse avevo offeso l'anima sensibile di alcuni metallari coi paraocchi e bacchettoni, fatto sta che non mi pubblicarono la recensione e anzi, mi diffidarono ancora di scrivere pena il ban! Benissimo, vado a leggermi le recensioni di In Sorte Diaboli sul medesimo sito e cosa trovo? Beh, a voi la parola!
Voto dato dall'utente 0%!
"This is the worst CD ever made by anyone. It's sort of laughable how gay everything is, but then you remember that you wasted precious money buying it, or precious time downloading it, when you could have just as easily just paid about $10 less and rented "Dagon".
This album is supposed to be a conceptual masterpiece, as coined by SilenutZ himself, but it really only succeeds in being an hour long mess of over-used punk riffs, metalcore breakdowns and a symphony jerking off to Fagraths awful vocals and retarded pseudo-intellectual storyline(LOL).
Look, I know Stormblast was a legendary album, I know there was even a time when Dimmu passed for an actual sub-standard black metal band, but ever since that smiley bald guy joined, they have just been really uninspired and unoriginal. I bet it was his idea to market the Dimmu Borgir pin-up calendars they are selling on their myspace. BUT HEY, DON'T WORRY, THEY'RE STILL ELITE, BECAUSE THEY WROTE AN ENTIRE NEW CD ABOUT HOW RELIGION IS TOTALLY GAY. OHHH OK! THEN THAT MEANS THAT THEY MUST BE REALLY KVLT, BECAUSE ABSOLUTELY NO ONE HAS EVER DONE THAT BEFORE!
Hellhammer lends some of his personal stash of pretentiousness to the band also, with an hour's worth of unnecessarily fast bass drum kicks, pointless fills that occur just because they couldn't think of anything else to put there, and uber-tr00 black metal overproduction.
What the fuck is the point of Mustis in this band anymore? Every new CD they come out with, there is some annoying orchestra backing up the band's horrible musicianship, so what the fuck does he do? Is he playing one of the thousand violins? Does he just... stand there, or...?
Vortex has a pretty voice but it comes in at the wrong times and does nothing to make the music better. He needs to quit Dimmu and rejoin Borknagar or Lamented Souls and do something that is meaningful musically, instead of this gayness.
Galder has ruined the integrity of this band. He should die first, because he brought all the rehashed punk faggot metalhead riffs from Old Man's Cumshot and added them into the songwriting of what could have been an 'OK' band. Silenoz is a complete failure as a guitar player. What the hell happened to Astennu? Did he just fall off the face of the earth or resort to making homoerotic cyber punk like Nagash? During Spritual Black Dimensions, at least there were some decent solos, and everyone in the band was actually doing something. The song structures were unique and everything was still interesting, despite the retardedly over-produced synth and guitars.
This CD is garbage. If you like shit thats gay, you should listen to it. Of course, it might make you gay too."
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